I'm going to give you an electrifying blowjob that'll make you forget your name for a while. I'm going to drain your balls using my tongue and my hand. I'm not going to stop until I have swallowed all of your cum.

Drunk shagging is good when both of you are not plastered, just tipsy enough to lose some inhibitions. Not clumsy enough to stumble into bed, rather we take our time to savour how the other tastes like.

When it comes to sex, I was never the type who was satisfied with doing it once. I prefer doing it at least three times in a single evening. I will let you recover after each session, unless you're the type who can make it hard right after blowing yo...

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.

My biggest fantasy would be fucking on top of the dining table and having my arsehole filled with cream. Of course, there's a lot of foreplay first. And that involves messy blowjobs and handjobs just to see who is going to blow first.