My sex pet peeves: too much talking, taking my clothes off by myself, the use of saliva as lube, the same position again and again. I could go on and on, but these are just some of the things that really irritate me while shagging.

Smutty novels and a full glass of red wine are my only companions on a nightly basis. A few times, I introduce them to my red vibrating cockring or pink dildo and that is when I feel the loneliest. I hope to find someone who'd inject a bit of excitem...

I'm desperately aching for a man's touch. It's been weeks since I last had a sexual encounter. I thought I could survive without fucking for months, but I was wrong. So lately, my sex drive has been punishing me to skipping sex.

I may not have a fanny like the one that the real girls have but at least, I have gigantic thrupney bits that will surely give blokes the satisfaction they need. I am also confident that my sweet ass is already enough to make any bloke cum.

Three things that you need to know about me: -I am good at riding throbbing hard knobs. -I can give you fantastic and wonderful snogging sessions. -I love shagging more than I love pizza and booze.