When I was a youngun, my dream was to become a part of the military to serve the queen and the country. However, now that I am a bit older, my dreams changed to becoming a makeup artist for the royal family.

Look, let me make this very simple. I am in search for a bloke can hit harder and stroke deeper than anyone I've ever been with. Show me just what I have been missing out on in the bedroom. Shag me on top of every surface, make me into a beautiful me...

Consistency is the key if you want things to work for the both of us. Had been with blokes who will start to be cold towards you and will be sweet with you whenever they're in the mood for sex. I expect you to treat me like a queen 24/7. I just want ...

Looking for someone who'll water my bumhole in the sexiest way. I haven't been jackhammered lately, so my bum is thirsty of your string of pearls. If you're free, please leave me a message that'll instantly make me wet. And I'll make sure to get back...

I may not have a fanny like the one that the real girls have but at least, I have gigantic thrupney bits that will surely give blokes the satisfaction they need. I am also confident that my sweet ass is already enough to make any bloke cum.