At any given time, it is safe to assume that I have inappropriate thoughts in my head. So, don't be afraid of sending me dirty messages, I'd even send a cheeky thank you in return. Just looking for some fun and excitement.

I am a clumsy slut who often falls down without any reason at all. I feel like my body does this crazy stuff to me to hurt me. If you don't mind being with someone who is a little bit inept, then send me a message.

I am the type of person who will laugh at the most inappropriate jokes or at the wrong time. Witty, always have a good quip at the tip of my tongue. Very sarcastic and have a flare for dramatics, I can be over the top at times. Does not shy away from...

When I have a rough day, I want a bloke to give me a rough night in bed. What better way to de-stress than shagging the living daylights out of a willing gent. I won't even complain if he'd rather I be the one to bend over and get my hole stretched.

A loving person but also straightforward, I will tell you exactly what I want and say 'please' after. Not the type of person who dilly dallies, why waste precious time when we could be having fun with our private bits?