I am the kind of lady who will smile at you while silently judging everything about you. You may see my smile, and I think that you are doing the right thing, but in my mind, I've already corrected you a dozen time.

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

Looking for someone to watch porn with and recreate the same scenarios in real life. I have a bit of a dramatic flare in me, so I'd go as far as doll myself up just to fit the role. Hopefully I catch someone's attention soon.

I am the type of person who will laugh at the most inappropriate jokes or at the wrong time. Witty, always have a good quip at the tip of my tongue. Very sarcastic and have a flare for dramatics, I can be over the top at times. Does not shy away from...

I would classify myself as a foodie because I enjoy all kinds of foods. If I am not doing anything, you might find me a restaurant stuffing my face. If you enjoy food adventures as much as I do, then we will be close in no time.