I am the type of person who will laugh at the most inappropriate jokes or at the wrong time. Witty, always have a good quip at the tip of my tongue. Very sarcastic and have a flare for dramatics, I can be over the top at times. Does not shy away from...

I'm bloody thirsty for thick milk to be showered upon my face all the way down to my supple neck. I'd be stoked if we can make it happen the soonest possible time; otherwise, I'd definitely go wild craving for it.

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.

I start the morning with a good hot cup of coffee and a full English breakfast on a daily basis. After that, I'd take my little pupper for a walk and take in the fresh air. This would be the best way to start the day, aside from waking up to a hot sh...

Reading has been a big part of my life. I was not popular with my peers as a child so I tended to bury myself in books and fictional worlds. Nowadays, I indulge myself in smutty novels and pornography as an escape from the stresses of reality. Would ...