I don't care much for flowers, chocolates, or romance. What I need in life is to have my arsehole spread open, and my throat choking on a sizable cock. With flings and fuckbuddies is how I like my relationships and I am not going to change my mind an...

My biggest goal in life is to have my own company and be able to live comfortably. I have been told to fulfill the small goals first, and that is why I am here. Looking for a bloke to be my genie and turn my wildest fantasies into reality.

I am looking for a fit stud to come and destroy my bumhole. I love it when my man rearranges my insides through my back door. I need a big cock to do that. Don't hesitate to send me a message if you think your cock is big enough to move my bowels.

Drunk shagging is good when both of you are not plastered, just tipsy enough to lose some inhibitions. Not clumsy enough to stumble into bed, rather we take our time to savour how the other tastes like.

Looking for a lad who can handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, and my tendency to laugh at almost every single thing. I am a bit off my trolley, so only a capable man can handle all the crazy shit I am into.